tastefullyoffensive:

Yer drunk, Harry

oh

my

god

dubbledeckerbus:

This gif can be used in so many different contexts:

• “Wait, did I remember to lock the door?”
• Seeing a someone you know from school while shopping
• “Shit, going the wrong way”
• That mini-heart attack when you don’t feel your phone in your pocket
• Period leak
• Going to bed and remembering you have homework due the next day
• Sudden onset of diarrhea 
• Walking down the school hallway and hearing someone insult you 
• You notice a stranger following you
• When you realize the meaning of life.

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thegirlwithsuninhereyes:

riddlemetom:

Hello MTV, welcome to my crib

LOL the picture of the nose though.

nude lucius tho 

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wincested:

ducrieffs:

roryborealis:

#i think we all have that one person in our life #that we know we’d be a perfect couple with #but for some reason we dont date them etc

#mostly because you can’t date yourself

 #masturbation they call it

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omggggggggg laughing so hard i fucking cunt

cant*

i fucking cant*

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iamwhatiamatrainwreck:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

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robertdowneyy:

• I don’t get that new tumblr trend
• the one font almost everyone’s using now
• it looks like the handwriting on the murder note a creepy child ghost would crayon onto a wall before murdering you

(Source: whitelaws, via starklings)

dont follow your dreams follow my blog

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alanrickmandaily:

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• Adele: I set fire to the rain
• Seamus:
• Adele:
• Seamus:
• Adele:
• Seamus: So I'm thinking we'll have a summer wedding.

mockingmelodies:

#PROTEGO MAXIMA #FIANTO DURI #REPELLO INIMIGOTUM

#PIERTOTUM LOCOMOTOR #I ALWAYS WANTED TO USE THAT SPELL

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